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Nov 11

Zerg Rush!

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I could not decide which pic to use on this post, so I decided to settle this issue the way I settle all my dilemmas: I just put them all up there.

You decide which is the best one. The demotivational? The in game pwnage? The Starcraft 2 Zerg Rush with cool 3D graphics? Or the real face of Starcraft? I got no poll plugin on this site, so just vote at the comment section.

What does a jergling have to do with affiliate marketing?

Nothing actually, and it would be very weird if I actually had an answer to that… Oh wait, I do.

How can we leverage on the Battlenet system to make sales? Here is a technique that is neither new nor secret, and works fine if you do it right.

The idea is to use your battlenet account to host a game on battlenet, and in the title area put up your url. Simple as that!

But, every hardcore Battlenet player knows that the games need their slots to be refreshed in order to stay visible on the queue. So, download this little script, and there it is, auto refresh!

Here is the to do list:

  • Get a warcraft/starcraft account.
  • Register a free Battlenet account.
  • Download the battlenet refresher.
  • Get a CPA offer, direct link it from a domain name. Something with starcraft/warcraft/game/cheat/maps/patches in it.
  • Run the refresher script.
  • Fire up a game, host it. In the game’s title put up your domain name.
  • Make sure it refreshes and people join and quit.
  • Leave the pc box running till it crashes.
What will happen? People look for games to join, and the refresher script will close and open your gamer slots, maintaining your hosted game in the list. People will join your game, look around, see the link, and leave after they figure out you are never going to start the game. Hopefully somewhere along the way, your url will seem interesting enough for them to Alt+Tab and type it in their browser.

This technique works, but you need some imagination, trial and error, and some intimate knowledge of the online gamer community to make it a killer.

A hint is to use warcraft III maps that have cool thumbnails and look interesting, and are not well known. People will join to check it out and download it. Also, DOTA latest maps work too, people join so they can download the map without getting kicked, and in return they notice your url. If you make it look interesting, they will visit.

Keep in mind that the online gamer crowd is more tech savvy on average, you will need something more than a random CPA to make this work. You might find some idiots to rip off with some crush offers, but in general those kids know how to navigate the net. Think minisites with warcraft maps, think cheats, think mods, think warcraft/starcraft jokes, etc.

So, if you have a copy of Warcraft III, this is a simple method to promote some offers. Depending on your chosen domain name, your chosen map and the traffic at that point in Battlenet, you can easily get 400 uniques in a day with this. I used to leave an old pc running this 24/7. Your promo will stumble on diminishing returns after a few days, so try to refresh the whole presentation a bit.

EDIT: This post had so many spelling and grammatical errors, that it was enough to convince me to go for a walk. C ya tomorrow.

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Nov 08

Amaze her with your hot rod

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That is the title from a spam email I got today.

See how intelligently it passes through spam filters, all the while remaining intelligible and eye catching? There are no spam words to raise red flags, and the word “Amaze” is a power word. So is “hot”, because it triggers an emotional reaction.

Power words are words like “Sex”, “Money”, “Rich”, “Happy”, “Buy”, “Bargain”, “Order now”, “Passion” and a bunch of others. Actually, if you write down the keyword cloud of a few telemarketing ads you will instantly have a list of power words that really work.

I have said it before, and I will say it again:

Study the porn biz. These guys are waaay ahead of the curve.

Another place where you can really learn a lot is from spammers. Spammers, like anyone running a ppc ad campaign, get one chance only to grab the reader’s attention. Win = profit, fail = loss. 

The spammers also have the spam filters to consider on top of the marketing pitch. You may not care how to write catchy titles that grab attention AND pass spam inspection at the same time, but if you study those guys, you will learn how to think differently. Slightly shady said it very nicely.

You either fool the bot(or the person submitting the spam report) or you fool the person reviewing your site.

Simply put, PPCers have to fool the human. Spammers have to fool both machine and human. Conclusion: the latter have bigger balls.

So, what can we learn from this?

As always, zap your brain with so much data that it oveloads, and think on the stuff you read. Gather a bunch of spam mails, and write down the titles. Glance casually over them and see which ones grab your attention, and try to find out how they did it. It is usually a single power word that does the trick!

Disclaimer for idiots: Power words are bolded in the list below.

  • Girls mock at your size? (Very good)
  • Barak Obama shot in White House (Yes, power words can be names, and recent words, like terrorism)
  • Instantly boost your website’s traffic (As good as it gets)
  • How would you like to put your ad right to the screens of millions in minutes? (This one FAILS miserably. Why?)
  • Incredible News (This kind of power word as a marketing concept was invented at the time Marvel made their first comic. It is no wonder they used “The Fantastic Four”, “The Amazing Spiderman” etc. This is Seth Godin’s method of integrating marketing inside the product itself. Or in this case, in its name. Learn from this or fail.)
  • Post your ads where people read them! (No power, no naked showers. See how I made my point using a power word?)
  • Beating the high cost (Not powerful enough. Passive is for gays.)
  • Get all or nothing (Not that good, does not give any amount of info)
  • Great bargains here (Oldie but goodie)
  • Unbelievable sale (So is this one. Marvel.)
  • YOUR EMAIL ID HAVE WON (As stupid as it may seem, this one works)
  • Amazing increasing system (Medium, might work but has no info. Marvel.)
  • What Britney hides? (Pop means popular)
  • you’ll get 1000’s of Highly Targeted visitors to your web site or affiliate web site overnight (FAIL again)
  • Better ways to please her (Medium)
  • Never be soft again (Good one. Absoluteness is key. NEVAH!)
  • Male probs are dangerous (”You are in Danger!” doesn’t that work better? Fail.)
  • Big saving for your family (Emotional trigger word)
  • Fail too fast in bed? (It works, that is why I use it too :) )
  • Small size isnt a crime! (Mushy. Too passive. Could be better.)
  • Feed Blaster puts your ad right to the screens of millions in 15 minutes! (FAIL)
  • Quit Your Day Job Within 30 Days (Would rewrite it “within” to “in”. This is not a contract, you are trying to catch clicks here. As I said, be absolute. What the fuck spammer? Man up!)
  • How would you like unlimited hits to your website 15 minutes from now ? (FAIL…At this point, I hope you know why.)
  • Do you suck? (EPIC. Truly. Epic. Pure awesomeness.)

Some douchebag might ask me how I would write the ones I tagged as failed. So here it is:

“GET A GAZILLION HITS NOW!”

Gives no info at all, but it sure makes people click. I dare you not to click that link. Just try to resist the temptation. Is it a dick roll? Is it a java game? A sales pitch? A porn pic? Who knows…

I sincerely hope some people’s minds get a slight nudge in the right direction from this. For actual business mailing, go to Wickedfire’s mailing forum, and snoop around.

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Nov 02

Finally an actual use for Spydermate!

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I remembered an old technique that I have learned a while ago. This one is so simple, you will slap yourself when you read it.

I do not claim to have invented it, but I cannot find the thread that I learned about it…

Here it is. In tight SEO fights, the ones where you have every fucking relevant link on the planet, and the ranks go up and down every day, you just need that little bit of edge to take over the competition. Well, here is a sly technique.

In summary, you pay for links from your competitor’s website.

Fire up spydermate the seo site crawler, register if you haven’t already done so, and crawl one by one your competitors sites. This will take a while, you just need them indexed. Go for the top 20. A few hours later, when you have stats for all of them, go to the history tab, and check out the broken links report in everyone of them.

Check out the link equity of the page, its pr, the broken link’s anchor text etc. You goal is to find old abandoned high PR pages, with plenty of incoming links, and preferably with some decent anchor text. Most big sites have abandoned pages, with lots of broken links pointing to some other website. Find those outgoing broken links that carry plenty of link juice, and point to abandoned domains. 

Snatch the abandoned domains!

Go to waybackmachine and find out how the linked site looked, copy it, set it up at the linked domain, fix the broken images etc, and link back to your main site. Using those crappy freehost’s that come with new domains is amazing here, because you get a new IP link as well.

There is no step by step guide on this technique, use your fucking brain. Use your experience to evaluate the worth of the broken link, the spyder is there just to point it out, and help you pick up the best ones with link equity.

The technique is very simple, yet effective. An indirect link from your competitor can sometimes mean the outcome of the fight. Did I mention you can also make them link to banned domains? No? Huh, I thought I had…

Also, you may not find any broken links pointing to dropped domains, even when you expand the search to top 30. If that is the case, then your niche sucks and you are a poser.

For example, a quick search on my top 20, showed me two authority websites, having 78 and 133 broken links, with 4 dropped domains for the first and 3 for the second. And the first has good anchor text. Just try it folks.

You may also find links pointing to blogspot accounts etc. Try to snatch those as well.

Because I am sneaky, I prefer to make the linked page same as the old one, and link 2 good keywords to my main page. That way, it passes a casual inspection. Others might prefer just buying the domain and redirecting it to their site, to pass 100% linkjuice. Whatever you want, I just rather have a long term benefit. It depends on the niche too…

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Oct 11

Find out where she is 007-style

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Weee! Rotating Gifs, a thing of the past.

But, the fat usb stick you see above is a thing of the future.

This chubby beauty is a GPS locator (Global Positioning System), accurate within 2,5 meters. Once you switch it on, it triangulates positioning data by itself, recording them.

Then, you simply hook it into a USB port, and check the route it travelled in a text report, or, even cooler, on Google Earth. It even comes equipped with a powerful magnet (the silver metal on its side), which grabs tight onto the fender of… oh, lets say, your spouse’s car?

The GPS Tracking key may be too fat for a usb stick, but its small when compared to anything else, allowing you to conceal it practically anywhere.

The data it logs are:

  • Route Traveled
  • Velocity
  • Direction/Orientation
  • Duration of device remains stationary
  • Arrival addresses
  • Time en route

It basically gives you a complete view of what, where and when of the “mark”. The data it provides are so precise, that they even stand up as evidence in court. (You need to check your country’s laws on the legality of the matter though)

Coupled with great manufacturing specifications, quality build, waterproof casing and the guarantee of LandAirSea surveillance systems, you have a military-grade toy delivered at your doorstep worldwide.

It is powered by 2 AAA batteries, maintaining its discreet character and lightness.

The GPS Tracking key can be ordered from many online retailers, and costs little more than 200$.

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Oct 09

Burn the parking lot

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I discovered a stupidly simple but effective way to increase your revenue from parked domains.

Anyone with a large enough domain portfolio, will own some dead domains, unsellable and with little to no traffic.

Well, what you can do is this:

  • Set up a splog on that domain. WP of course.
  • Use feedwordpress to fetch feeds related to the keywords your domain is about.
  • Put it on quick burn mode, i.e. scrape every 10 mins from multiple feeds.
  • Put up a cpm ad. Why not?
  • Let it run 2-3 weeks, until pages get indexed etc.
  • Switch the domain to the parking service.
  • Do a crop rotation every 2 months.

Simple as that. The best part is that you don’t violate the company’s TOS. See? I’am a good boy for a change.

Also, you don’t need to delete anything from the hosting, just switch the dns, get parking revenue, and then switch the dns back to the hosting.

You will need a catchall parking service like namedrive for this to work.

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