
I am starting to get fed up with what the seo world is turning into.
And the biggest factor in that change, is Google. They force the entire net, to switch to their concept. No follow tags, pagerank, links links links and even more links. And keywords. Oh my god, KEYWORDS.
They are so addicted to automating everything, that keywords are the biggest factor in ranking. And if you never had a website ranking #1 on a competitive niche, you have no idea how important that fucking top spot is.
Read this article, about the newer clicking habits of Google searchers.
People used to actually look through all 10 spots, and now they are only looking at the top 3. Great. Now even the top 10 is not enough.
With the google chrome browser autosuggesting the top result directly in the address bar, that fucking top spot becomes more important in direct conjunction to Chrome’s popularity. Shit, shit and shit.
EDIT: My Google analytics says that 8.5% of my visitors already use Chrome. That is a hell of a market share. Wait till they patch it better, and plugins are created…
Every damn search you make on Google, has one or two youtube results, a wikipedia page, maybe a google map, and an image result. So even if you break into top 10, your link is absolutely certain to get buried under the fold. Fuck.
And we come to the damn keywords. I am a computer engineer, I understand perfectly well how easy it is for a computer to sort everything based on keywords. You can automate everything, and make it work perfectly well. Of course, you need your own private little nation of Phd’s and genious nerds to make a computer sort the entire web, so we are safe. Oh, wait, Google already has that.
But its a fucked up way to index the internet. No, keywords are not the way. So they make constraints, and heuristics to group keywords together. That is why this blog ranks for “willowleaf”, apparently its the same as “glowleaf” in the Google dictionary.
No, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life datamining through megabytes of keyword data, just to rank my damn site. Let me give you an example, maybe then you will understand my frustration.
Lets say, I want to rank for “automobile“, with my nice Greek site. Automobile in Greek is written αυτοκίνητο (actually, the english word originates from the greek one, but lets not get into that now)
Did you notice the little dot on that word? Yeah, you can write it without that. Its wrong, but hey u even c people blog liek this on the webz. So, we have another word, which is different from the first one, because the damn letter with the dot above it is a different ascii character! Add αυτοκινητο to the list.
Then of course, we have plural.
Automobiles, αυτοκίνητα. Without the dot: αυτοκινητα.
Then, we have something which I cannot really explain in English, because your grammatically inneficient language does not have it. “The automobile’s color” for example, makes the word become αυτοκινήτου.
And now? Leave the dot out, exactly. αυτοκινητου.
Lets go plural. αυτοκινήτων. αυτοκινητων.
Great, thats half a keyword list for only one word. But we are not done yet.
There are people who search for things using the english word, but are still looking for greek results, so they type automobile in google.gr and end up on a greek site. So google forces me to rank for that as well. And lets go plural, add automobiles to the ever increasing list.
And, for the final touch, we have something you propably dont know of. We type things in “greeklish”, that is greek words in latin characters, like this autokinito.
But, there are many ways to write in Greeklish, and this is not official writing, it was created from the early days of the internet where non latin characters did not work anywhere. Also, chatting. That damn IRC is to blame here. To make it all better, the older people cannot read this writing, but the young ones are constantly using it. So, its popularity forces us to rank for those keywords as well, because a keyword research shows that they have traffic! And a lot of it.
As I said, there are many ways to write a word in Greeklish, mainly because the Greek alphabet and the Latin one are not compatible on a one by one basis. Plus, we have a bunch of “i”’s, where you have only one. And 2 “e”. And two “o”. Yeah, I know, perfect.
So, summing this up, we have: autokinito, aytokinito, autokinhto, aytokinhto.
Plural. autokinita, aytokinita, autokinhta, aytokinhta.
Misstypes: autokhnito, aytokhnito, autokhnita, aytokhnita.
Then the weird grammatical form we mentioned earlier plus the plural: autokinitwn, autokinitwn, aytokiniton, aytokinitwn, autokinhton, autokinhtwn, aytokinhton, aytokinhtwn, autokinitoy, aytokinitou, autokinitoy, aytokinitou, aytokinhtoy, autokinhtou, aytokinhtou, aytokinhtoy.
I will not even dare to list the misstypes for that last part.
So, here comes my keyword list, that I need to rank for, and this comes just from the word “automobile” alone:
- automobile
- automobiles
- αυτοκίνητο
- αυτοκινητο
- αυτοκινητου
- αυτοκίνητα
- αυτοκινητα
- αυτοκινήτου
- αυτοκινητου
- αυτοκινήτων
- αυτοκινητων
- autokinito
- aytokinito
- autokinhto
- aytokinhto
- autokinita
- aytokinita
- autokinhta
- aytokinhta
- autokhnito
- aytokhnito
- autokhnita
- aytokhnita
- autokinitwn
- autokinitwn
- aytokiniton
- aytokinitwn
- autokinhton
- autokinhtwn
- aytokinhton
- aytokinhtwn
- autokinitoy
- aytokinitou
- autokinitoy
- aytokinitou
- aytokinhtoy
- autokinhtou
- aytokinhtou
- aytokinhtoy
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